From Disney:
In “Moana,” Disney’s live-action reimagining of the beloved Oscar®-nominated animated adventure, Moana answers the Ocean’s call and, for the first time, voyages beyond the reef of her island of Motunui with the infamous demigod Maui on an unforgettable journey to restore prosperity to her people.
Nene Leakes is my spirit animal. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star shot to fame in the late 2000s because of her catty nature and ability to keep it all the way real. Her appearances as Coach Roz Washington in Glee endeared her to my generation, but she is most known, now, as a “meme factory,” as it were. She is effortlessly hilarious, though she is often in the wrong on Housewives, and confidently dons her crown as the Queen of Reality TV.
She loves to “read” people, or deliver shady (but acceptable) half-joke insults based on immediate observations. Some of her most iconic and meme-d “reads” include telling her best friend Marlo Hampton, wearing oversized white shades, to “wait just one second, Glasses,” telling her faux-fro’d co-star Cynthia Bailey that “[she] and [her] wig need to calm the f**k down,” and dismissing her frenemy Kim Zolciak with a wave and simple, “Bye, Wig!” In the case of Disney’s 2026 remake of Moana, I don’t have the ability to “read” like Nene Leakes, but there are present a litany of immediate flaws I would like to call out, including, but not limited to, The Rock’s lace front.
I’ve always been in love with the original 2016 animated film, which follows Moana (played in this film by newcomer Catherine Laga'aia), daughter of Chief Tui, as she journeys across the ocean with demigod Maui (played in this film by Dwayne Johnson, again) to restore the heart of Te Fiti - a stone that is said to rid the world of monsters, restore food, and bring peace. I never got a chance to see it in theaters - my family was more preoccupied with other November 2016 releases like Almost Christmas or Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - but after its home video release and my subsequent Blu-ray purchase, it was a wrap. The opening song, “Where You Are,” became a favorite of mine - soundtrack or otherwise - and the character of Moana, largely due to her relationships with her Gramma Tala and the water, became my second favorite Disney Princess (after Tiana, of course).
The first film is so strong that it makes sense that everything that works in this remake only works because it worked in the original. The music is the same. The story is the same. The message is the same. Even the jokes are the same. I am not a fan of Moana 2, at all, but it is, at least, different. This remake feels disarmingly lazy and unnecessary, and not only because of its quality.
I love the moments when the Polynesian culture is on display. The first act of the film is filled with decadent costumes, choreography, and caramel skin and serves as a reminder of the importance of representation. I actually found myself getting emotional during early scenes with Young Moana (played at age 4 by the adorable Emma Puahi-Shapazian and at age 8 by the equally adorable Amaya Masoli) and her family (John Tui, Frankie Adams, and Rena Owen as her father, mother, and grandmother, respectively) for this exact reason and started to brace for what might’ve been a surprising experience. Then, the rest of the film happened.
This is Thomas Kail’s first feature (Disney really buried the lede with that one). He might have a Tony for directing Hamilton on stage (and Emmy nominations for directing episodes of Fosse/Verdon), but as far as the big screen goes, he’s lacking. It makes sense that the only scenes where any kind of a vision stand out are the already scattered musical numbers. “You’re Welcome,” sung and made popular by Dwayne Johnson, and “Shiny,” sung by Jemaine Clement as Tamatoa (again), had a liveliness missing from most of the film that I only wish had been more present.
The majority of the story’s second act sees Moana and Maui on a sailboat in the ocean, but the beautiful blue palette of the animated original is rendered flat and lifeless here, complete with horrendous green screen. In many ways, this almost felt like a stage production of the animated story, but, unfortunately, it doesn’t give Original Broadway Cast. It barely even gives revival… It feels like Moana On Ice.
My issue with the existence of this film is much simpler. The original film was released just under ten years ago, the second animated entry was released less than two years ago and made a billion dollars, and a third is in development. There was nothing problematic about the story, nor did anything need a refresh. It is hugely presumptuous of Disney to assume audiences have forgotten about Moana enough to warrant a reminder, and thus, Moana (2026), at its core, feels like a bizarre, almost shameless waste of money. There was no evident need for it to be produced, and rarely does it make a strong argument for itself.
I have defended Disney’s live-action remakes in the past, as they have mostly brought enough “new” to the table to justify their being made, but, most importantly, they were remakes of older films (I took similar umbrage with the recent Dreamworks live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon, but the care shown from the original creative team at least makes that remake enjoyable).
Retelling an aged story with a modern perspective can work, but that doesn’t work when the film being remade and perspective being adjusted are both younger than the middle-school-aged children I work with. Moana’s story is still actively touted by Disney as one of their most new-age, unfortunately making this remake’s existence also read as an aggressive, obvious, and gross capitalization on Polynesian culture. I’m at least glad that they elected to remake a story with human characters - and not rehash 2019’s fully animated Lion King remake - but the animated world of Moana is too fantastical for a live-action rendition to feel any kind of believable and too culturally rich for this film's forgetfulness of it to be acceptable.
Catherine Laga’aia is okay in her debut film role as the title character. She is beautiful, but I was mostly struck by how closely she sounds to Auli’i Cravalho, the original voice of Moana, to the point where I thought Cravalho might have dubbed Laga’aia’s singing voice.
Dwayne Johnson is a natural bald. Clearly, he didn’t come out of the womb hairless, but there are few men in Hollywood that rock a bald head better than him. His baldness is one of his defining features as an actor, which is why my confusion around the decision to put him in a 30-inch deep wave here will be evergreen. He also plays Maui much stiffer than he’s characterized in the original, likely due to Johnson’s age and stature. Even though he is thousands of years old, Maui reads more youthful because of his energy, so having a 54-year-old man play the live-action role (solely because he voiced the animated character) feels a bit misguided.
As far as the music, the score and songs by Lin-Manuel Miranda still stand out because the strong aspects of both elements remain virtually unchanged. There is an extended rap in Maui’s song, “You’re Welcome,” a slightly longer bridge on “Shiny,” and brief new score pieces from Mark Mancina including a mix of indigenous languages, all of which are slight, but welcome additions.
How minute the changes are is evidence enough that this story didn’t need to be touched. There was clearly no effort here to do anything new with the story. Hell, the only new song in the film (which isn’t bad) is in the credits. We all know the phrase, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Well, Moana was never broken, so why the hell is Disney trying to fix it? Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, Disney?
Viewed on 7/7/26 at press screening
Published on 7/8/26